February 16, 2005
Bargirl swallows rock
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
RAWAI: A Patong bargirl swallowed a Frenchman’s diamond ring after he refused to pay her and a friend for services rendered after an all-night menage-a-trois in Rawai.
Chalong Police received a complaint from a 62-year-old Frenchman identified as Mr Patrick, who fingered Tawan, a 28-year-old bar girl, as the jewelry-gulping culprit.
Mr Patrick told the police that on the evening of February 8 he went to Tai Pan Pub, where he met Tawan and a friend named Rose. Mr Patrick invited the girls to join him for a three-way at his house in Rawai.
All was going well. Tawan reported that the Frenchman ejaculated twice with each them during the first session – and repeated the performance four hours later.
But when it came time to cough up, the Frenchman’s performance was less impressive. He refused to pay the 1,000 baht each he had promised to the girls, Tawan told the police.
When the Frenchman went to the bathroom, Tawan searched his drawers and found a diamond ring, which she hid in her bra. The Frenchman immediately discovered the theft and demanded the ring back, searching her intimately for the missing gewgaw. Tawan said that Mr Patrick slapped her, which so enraged her that she swallowed the encrusted annulus while he wasn’t looking.
After bringing her to the police station, she began having stomach spasms - diamonds being somewhat harder to digest than somtam. This led the police to suspect that she had swallowed the ring. An X-ray at Phuket International Hospital confirmed it. Doctors there gave Tawan laxatives in an attempt to purge the ring, which Mr Patrick said was a family heirloom passed down though generations – and possibly even a few digestive tracts.
Tawan was then apparently released and, for reasons unknown, returned to Mr Patrick’s home. The Frenchman stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced – but still no ring.
She became so ill she had to be readmitted to hospital – this time to Wachira Phuket Hospital – where she finally gave birth to a beautiful diamond ring.
credits to Terry for this submission
Apparently the Welsh still don`t know Hitler is dead
Hitler postcard forwarded to German parliament
9 February 2005
BERLIN - Adolf Hitler may have committed suicide in his bunker in 1945, but Germany's post office still appears to be looking for him.
A postcard mailed to "Fuehrer Adolf Hitler" was given a post office address correction and forwarded to Germany's Parliament, a spokeswoman for the chamber confirmed onWednesday.
Sent from Britain, the card was officially stamped with the "proper" address by the Deutsche Post and the words: "Mail corrected due to insufficient address - please alert sender. Ascertained address: Deutsche Bundestag, 11011 Berlin."
The hand written card, signed only "Herr T." and dated 23 January, begins "Dear Fuehrer Hitler."
The writer goes on to say: "I love and like you so much. I am your very best good friend and your SS personnel ... Thank you so much for coming to see me in your splendid image last night. Please come to see me again. Please take good care of yourself and look after yourself and enjoy. You have my life ... and all my money. Yours faithfully, Herr T."
Pictured on the card is a "love spoon" which is explained as a Welsh tradition to show affection.
February 08, 2005
Gary gets a swimming pool
Invites to a barbie by the pool to go out soon I presume
