When you`re lying face down on the operating table of our hash back doctor Dr. Jadgit Singh, you know you can always depend on a Punjabi joke from him
A Punjabi was having a piss in a public toilet. The guy next to him takes a peek and notices a nicotine patch on his dick.
"Does it work" he enquires.
"Yup" says the Punjabi, "I`m already down to two butts a day"