Hare : Richard Moss
Scribe: GM for Ted Parslow
Location: Bandar Technologi Kajang
The run started at 4;30 prompt with the GM Terry Gardener informing the gathered hashers that there are other hashes in the area and to stay on Petaling paper.
The pack set off into the oil palm and rubbish next to the run site and went left around the back of the factories bordering the runsite and then right down to the first check. This is as far as I can remember as I set off late and actually did Hulu Langats run as well as PH3’s, their checks were filled in with our paper and going all over the place with lots of loops and falsies, I could hear lots of Checking ! and ON! ON! But couldn’t distinguish them from PH3. I got back to find everybody showering with a healthy smile having stuffed their faces with pork that was very kindly supplied by the Hares via Bulls mobile kitchen.
I had taken my GPS with me as I was going to do a recce the next day for the AGM run, I was amazed to see that I had covered 14.9 kilometers, and people were asking me why I looked so miserable and tired.
The circle was started around 7:30 ish with an explanation, regarding the late start and finish of the previous weeks circle. The Bomoh in the rather slim shape of Wanking was called to bring people up to be punished for their sins, with the gay boys ( Mike Clark, Graham Davidson, etc,etc) being brought up for wearing the very latest in heart monitor technology, that according to the Bomoh tells them if they are still alive whilst masturbating each other. Nancy Kirkman got up Squawked and squeaked something about Birthday cakes and there were numerous others wanting to bring charges but the circle had to be brought to a close as the Chinese had very kindle arranged a fire work display and we needed to get away quick before the plods from Kajang came along and gave us all a nice new haircut, for being in the vicinity of a firework display.
ON! ON! was called at 8:30pm for the prison restaurant at Kajang.
Around six tables of hashers descended on the restaurant were some very nice food was served quickly and efficiently, where upon it was devoured just as efficiently by the hungry hashers, so assembled.
Numerous charges from various people and jokes from Uncle Shag who was the only one who thought they were funny. Florence was renamed “Hairy Pussy” by the JM Dave “Kamikaze”. GM was “On downed” with an egg for his eggscellent joke. Returnees, Visitors and Virgins were welcomed and On downed.
The Hares were brought up and, whilst the GM thought it was a On Down run, the consensus of this very democratic hash was, that it was a Tee shirt run, much to the surprise of a few people who had ran that very same run many times before.
Posted by onsec at February 14, 2006 08:27 PM