Hare: Jo
Co-Hare: John
Venue: Tmn. Tasik Semenyih
Scribe: Clancie Liew – NOT!
Clancie couldn´t make it so I´m the idiot who has to do her job. If I catch the guy that gave her my number……
We met at the usual “Jo´s-run-site” out in Semenyih. It was bloody hot, but at least there was a slight breeze to cool us down. That got me thinking: “How could the bloody British put the capital at a place where two muddy rivers meet?” Not on a nice beach or in the mountains – NO! I was still looking for a tree to hang some of the British to pay for the mistakes of their forefathers, but the damn palm trees are really useless for some good ol´ hanging. Run started on time and hey - it was a deja-vu run! Been there before, so I shortcutted like hell. First runner out was slightly above 1 h. The big pack moved in at around 1:30 h. Nobody got lost! Surprised me completely, as one year ago, only about 5 runners made the run – the rest got lost! 2 girls came out a little bit late. But as they couldn´t even park their car properly nobody was surprised. Oh, no Emila! No wonder...
Circle started and Nan got a downdown for saying that Hugh doesn´t speak english. Why she got the down down? Hell I don´t know I never understand a word the GM says.
Me and Robin for short cutting and then starting the run all again.
Jo and Robin got called up for getting older. Somebody mentioned 16 and 21. I think they were talking about remaining brain cells after decades of hashing and drinking…..
Jessica and others for dumb driving.
Peter Miller for leaving his mother in hospital and going away on vacation over Christmas.
Rudolf for trying to kill the GM – and failed!
Raymond for sitting half naked in the circle, Jane for being overdressed, 2 Girls with no Hash shirts.
Gale gave two charges. First for Don Stevenson for saying he is a permanent Hasher, but only showed up twice. If one bald drinks all bald drink…
Then all dog owners because Gale had a dog tick on her neck. Somebody noticed that in the shower. We didn´t find out what was going on in that shower but we would like to know.
Chris for showering and making Nan drool because he used only a mini towel. So Nan was also up for being a peeping Tom.
Paul told a story about ticks and thorns on Wednesday. So Jane and Les (Mandy-lookalike) were called up as hares.
Lots of downdowns followed for various crimes like standing in the circle with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other (what´s wrong with that?). Peter for being 006 ½. Dennis “Tommy” Chin for spilling beer!
Visitors for not going to the OnOn: an indian guy with his daugther. Smart move! Who would bring his daughter looking like a Bollywood-Star to an OnOn with 30 drunk, horny and drooling hashers?
OnOn was at the 7 Wonders. Paul and Nancy got lost on the way – like always. We needed 4 tables – not too bad for the time between Christmas and New Year. OnOn for 2 Returnees and Chris as a visitor without a Hash shirt.
John for bringing 3 generations of hashers to the run and me for crossing borders and being asked at the customs if I have water.
Jo then said: “Free OnOn for everybody! But I don´t have any money! You pay!” and pointed to John. I´ll have to remember that! Next time I´ll just point to John and shout free OnOn and John pays! Damn, I should have known that before – could have saved a lot of money! But after all it was Jo´s birthday.
I probably forgot to mention a lot of things. You can blame it on:
-I had to get a new beer
-forgot to write it down
-I had to get a new beer
-couldn´t read what I wrote down
-I had to get a new beer
-lost the paper I used for writing things down
-I had to get a new beer
-Alzheimer
-I had to get a new beer
-mad cow disease
-I had to get a new beer
-Creutzfeld-Jakob-Syndrom
-I had to get a new beer
-some idiot telling me I had enough beers now
-I had to get a new beer
-starting a riot because somebody was standing between me and the beer truck
-I had to get a new beer
-losing bladder control
-I had to get a new beer
Thanks a lot, Hare and Co-Hare! Well done!
Klaus