Hare : Choo Nai Kwong
Co-Hare : Dave Wilson
Venue : Batang Kali Estate Football Field
Scribe : Stephanie Choong
Comic : Alvin Chah
On that day I was rather pleased with the good weather. Around 2.30 pm while driving on the way to the run site using the old road with Raymond at the wheel as usual.
While stopping at Serendah traffic lights near the BHP petrol station approx. 20 minutes to run site, a black CRV suddenly cut into our lane from the left. What a horrible typical Malaysian driver. When I turned my head, I realized it was Tommy Chin at the wheel grinning sheepishly. As soon as the lights turned green, he sped past and soon out of sight and out of mind.
We reached the site with only 5 minutes to get ready. At 4.30 pm sharp with no sign of GM but Don Cheang giving instructions and directions of paper laid to be followed for all and especially the guests to be on the lookout. Don announced that Alistair would be leaving for Japan soon, those would like jump on him for the last time would have to do so. Don saw me and reminded of my scribe for that day.
I recalled going through oil palm plantations passing through several circulars followed by rubber tree plantations. During this time I was pleasantly greeted by the sight of a long lost hasher and guess who … Virginia. She has been away with Daniel in Dubai and they are back for good.
There was this long narrow trail with barbed wire fencing situated on the left which I have to trudge through endlessly going uphill. Nevertheless, I managed to sail through without too much fuss. By now Patrick Russel and 2 others have caught up. I heard that he just came back from outstation … reason for being late.
After sometime, we came to a large clearing obviously targeting for some development. Some of the hashers were already well ahead of me by the time I struggled to the top. As I was a wee bit tired, I missed the paper trail on the left. By now Isaac, Lee Heard and Cameron (Patrick Russel’s son) were just behind me. All of us continued together including another girl brought by Lee Heard, had just joined us. Instead of the trail, we found some falsies. Isaac and Lee Heard decided to go separate ways to look for paper but to no avail after wasting 25 minutes. We then decided to back-track and soon Lee Heard spotted the paper towards to the right that led to the home trail. What a relief! By the time we reached the site it was already 7.20 pm. I overheard conversation that the Co-mic did not join up the papers properly at certain checks, but thanks to Abraham and Raymond, who joined some of the checks. A point to ponder, why is it that Co-mic on that day did not close all checks? A Chinese looked like a Co-mic with a horn was asked what are the responsibilities of a Co-mic. The answer was: I was asked to carry the horn, that’s all.
On my way to the beer wagon, I saw Daniel bathing with Virginia holding a towel shielding him from the many stares … (That’s Daniel’s style of bathing with car parked half a km away & usually in the dark). With Paul Kirkman as Bomoh, both were given an on down at the circle for bathing in broad daylight and also as returnees. Patrick Russel had to go home as his “BMW” fuel pipe was ruptured. A look alike was called for on down on his behalf.
Alistair was called up for ending his days of bachelorhood. He had a wonderful time holding four SYT (sweet young things) one at a time as a farewell gesture.
As for celebrating his birthday, Sen was given a cold shower on ice by a few beautiful ladies namely Featherlight, Alyvea, Soon Hui and Clancie who enjoyed thoroughly bathing him with soap and water.
Next came Alistair’s birthday which is another round of soapy wash on ice in a sexy pose surrounded by the lovelies. Somebody was calling “get more soap with beer”. Paul Kirkman commented that it is bias against foreigners compared with locals. Foreigners get cakes baked on their heads with flour, eggs, cigarettes and candles whereas locals get a nice scrub down with soap and water by the ladies.
Paul further charged the previous GM Huge Malay (Hugh Murray) & Nan for forgetfulness: a backdrop for the stage during Torchlight Run last year was left with someone. It was Paul who had the courtesy in keeping it all this while. Again, the backdrop had been ‘pushed’ to Paul for safekeeping. It was a convenient way to push away responsibility by ex-GM. Hmm…..
At the On On at Lucky Like Restaurant, Patsy was called and awarded as the first runner on paper who made it to the beer wagon while the others cut across. Hurray !! Jimmy was also called as he was wearing the pink pants where this is how Patsy used to rip off him during the nights … Ha ! Ha !. As usual we have Abraham delivering his theme song “Father Abraham” and got almost everyone in a trance.
I was charged for wearing proper Hash attire: both shirt and shorts with Merdeka Day 49th Run.
A great evening for all.
Paper laid : initially good.
Run length : more than 7 km.
First runner in : 2 hrs or so…
On On : Good food – RM10 with delicious chestnuts.
Verdict : A T-shirt run for the incumbent hare, Choo Nai Kwong.