TORCHLIGHT RUN 2008
Well, well ,well another year has gone by and its that time of the
year again when we pay tribute to last years' GM –his highness, Mother
Sheep.
The venue is our favourite site in Ulu Yam football field ----reputed
for its menacing horse flies......and ugly sheep.
Stomper and I get there early (4ish) to make some "small" adjustments to the mouses’ dick and get on with similarly sinister business with the GM. The usual suspects were already there - Nan, Aileen, Amelia, Nick &
Mary Morse busy working away to the tune of "what's new pussycat?"
blaring from the speakers...when suddenly.....the genny sputters and
coughs to a pityful stop...@#$%% Nick goes " Hugh said there's enough
(petrol) in there to last the whole night!!!!"....is this a sign the
of things to come? Its not even dark yet!
The run starts just after 730pm with 108 happy adults and 5 lil' ones
in tow after a small word of warning from the GM about nasty falsies
on the run.
Being the cautious Sheep he is, Ewe kept emerging from the bushes to
ensure we did not stray from the path...bless you dear...especially
after the pontianak sighting reported last week.
It was a lovely run in the dark dispite the high humidity and heavy
stillness in the air. The FRB were back by what?? An hour? The rest
trickled in over the next 20minutes. BRILLIANT RUN!!!
Dinner started at 10ish with lots of food to keep everyone happy. With
music blaring & spirits high we start with down-downs bestowed by our
GM to Mother sheep and the co-hare.
NOB Marley & the Wankers stormed on stage and entertained us with
their chart topper..."there's a mouse in the kitchen." Now the crowd
is raring to go...next we have Win San's excellent Fuckawee show which
got the crowd falling off their chairs with laughter. Then...Rat Shag,
our mousey mascot reappears with a rather large donger with which
he proceeds to "terrorize" the women folk as a tribute to our dear Hash
Shag who was tonight, unfortunately confined to his camp bed and
feeling rather sorry for himself...never mind, next year dahlink!
Just as we think the acts couldn't get any better, the meastro
himself, Paul Kirkman conjours up an act with 4X Win Choo
look-a-likes for a song and dance routine for our darling Hugh. Ooo...luv the tops, Paul---so this seasons color! The Harriets, not going to be out done, performed the Burka-Monty....well done ladies! The final act saw 20 unsuspecting "women" on stage to perform Robert ( Arnold? ) Palmer's "Addicted to Love" ..poor Mary someone should have warned her. The night died down by 2am after much high energy dancing, nipple tweaking and beer splashing on stage.
Overall FANTABULOSO-guys! Super run! Awesome show! Till next year ON! ON!
Posted by onsec at July 9, 2008 03:18 PM