Run site: Berenang Industrial Area, Seminyeh
Hare: Soo KanHoy
Co-hares: Charles 'Botak Boleh' Lee & John Dodgson
Vs Lai FooWeng & 93 Hounds plus plenty of kids and dogs
Hash Day
[ring...ring] ..hello tongkat, today is Uncle Soo's run aah!
no lah,there is the other Soo lah, the girl aah with the botak Kwailoh boyfriend
are what
oooh, I thought Uncle Soo? Long time no see him on our run already eeeh. True
aah, rumour he got new young wife?
you lah, KPC, always want to talk non-sense one.
you hear aah, be careful when sucking Chinese milk one, watch out for produce with expired date one. Those after Merdeka,okay.
keesiow you lah, then you think the Aussie 'chocolate-bar' plenty safe aah!'
don't talk bad and non-sense about we Chinese women, we oversea Chines are
special one oooh.
I hear Don said, Indian milk produce okay what. True aah!
eeh, leave me out of your sensi-tits talk eer, I have no further comment.... (pause)..
ooooyoo Opera, that Chinese girl got huge scuba-diviing-lungs man.
[Opera singing].... milk bars are cheap tonight, cheaper than other nights.........
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The Run
1. Who dare says that Petaling HHH is not a family hash with our kids running all over the run site and leached dogs pulling to dash ahead at 'on call' start. The Committee have since received threatening letter from irritated parent who accused the GM of marginalising her kids and dogs hanging around Ramli's beer wagon after the run and during the hash circle. What can you comment on highly principle people.... as long as the principles agree with their. We rest our case. On this auspicious evening, post Salam Adilfitri weekend saw a huge crowd of members and guests assembled at the road end turning off to a quiet housing area at the edge of rubber/oil palm estate.
2. Dr Jagit who have just return from a Caribbean vacation (27th honeymoon with no.1 wife) was seen sporting a new Chine guest with a very Greek name of Docus, or something to that effect. PH3have documented account of our members' hashing inflicted legs injuries that had seek treatment by this orthopedic surgeon, have greatly contributed to his vacation ventures. Early customer being Rambo Chan, who now wants royalty for recommending PH3 members to Jagit's clinic.
3. By 0428pm, the multitude gathered and awaited the GrandMessiah sermon as to whom among the crowd who have not hash before? Not surprising quite a number of PH3 members shot up their guilty hands. At that sound of On On! the great rush was off towards a single file opening into rubbers and onto some bushes and shiggies, and then to oil palm plantation. This run area had about the better kept and clear of undergrowth oil palm estate, with need trails and estates roads intertwining the area. Won't say this is a virgin territory, as PH3 have not been using this run area for a good many years now. The last time we were here was when Uncle Soo was a younger buckling stud then; a couple of decades back as we may have recalled. But this run area is the scenic Lake District of Seminyeh, with needily planted oil palm lining its shores. FROPs to passed the Lake were Mike & Mike at 0112hrs. But of course Bob-the-Builder and Azman Taufik had to do a short cut across the the Lake via a narrow muddy bund, wallah! they were angle deep in filthy & slimmy mud puddles. Majority of the pack passing the Lake view had these satisfying grin on their faces, taken in by the tranquility and beauty of the Lake area. Thank you hare for re-discovering this run area.
4. First runner in at 0122hrs with the main pack back within 25 minutes. There were festivities in the air, The hare Soo was busy cutting up the water melons, and a table spread of Ramli the beerman's HariRaya banana-cakes and cookies. Hashers were busy burying their faces with finger nibbling food after hydrating themselves with 100Plus and the golden brew. Maya Hercus brought out her all-time-favourite 'sambal-belachan aubergene' and bread, which didn't get to see the light of day, at a turn of the head all the bread were gone. Uncle Soo and Rambo had to spread the belachan-aubergene on sweet banana cakes in its place. Of course our infamous PH3 'run-to-1st-check-and-back' groupies returning early to the beer wagon to stuffed their faces with free finger food, uttering in between breathe: eee.. so little food only aah.... oooi, leave some bread for me aah... Maya, your belachan terong so very nice. Next time bring more bread lah... A bewildered kwaiphor guest was heard commenting ..bloody disgraceful and uncouthly these hashers, surrounding the food table with their sweaty bodies.. But that's what fun and beauty about PH3, everyone having a great time; let it be running, drinking, eating and stuffing their faces, bitching, KPCing etc on this hash evening. Our post-run motto... who ever bring or offer free finger food.. we offer our MOUTH.
5. All in all, a great weekend evening with a great run and loads of laughters & fun. HariRaya goodies thrown in by the Hare, Ramli the beerman, Maya Hercus...... a very BIG thank you.
6. Unable to scribe on the hash circle and the ON ON, as I had to leave early for a ThaiMassage treatment to a self-abused lower lumbar compression recurrence. Not unlike a hard-on on spying Geannie showering after the run. And we also miss Alyvia and PeiLynn.