Hare: Auntie Helen Brooke
Co-Hare: Uncle Robin, Aunty Nan & Brother Ton Van Dijk
Run Site: Eco Setia Park, Klang
Pre – Hash evening
“Hello Uncle Chuck – wow, we’ve a problem”
“haah! You’re not getting married again, are you?”
“Shut up lah.. there is another Banana Hash running in the same area Eco Setia Park forest.”
“… make our day..”
D-Day“
ah ah uncle, just out from setting my run. We’ve marked our PHHH parking spot and where our beer wagon is to be parked away from Banana Hash.. but but, our hash papers crossed each others at Check no. 1 and 2”
“Chicken f..ker, the whole country is one huge hash area and you’ve to choose the same running area and your papers have to cross each others at no. 1 and 2”
“and and, and Kaki Hash is also running in the same area. I hear they are having a joint run and BBQue on-site. Total numbers about 150 hashers.”
“you sure know how to make our hash evening interesting, though?”
1. A huge turn-up on this beautiful clear sky hot & dry evening saw about over 100 PHHH members and guest to partake in Auntie Helen’s talk-of-the-town run. Loads of children, toddlers and baby SiowLoong (Moore jr) were gathered shielding in the shadow Ramli’ beer –wagon from the now setting sun. And the GM and PHHH were accused by a now no-love-lost Aussie – bounded migrant of being a not family- friendly a hash chapter; can’t beat them all, can we?
2. First Kiasu FROPs to spring off at the called On! On! Were Choo NaiKong. Sen, Mike, Gayboy and Laurence. Last off the mark was, of course Emilia after extorting cash from the guest… in Hash we trust, the rest pay CASH…” Up to the Water Reservoir Tower and intro rubber and up the hilled forest. Single-filed down to this water & shiggy crossing. The front champions dashed intro chest-deep shiggy water. Smart hashers like Rambo threw some woods and branches over the soft ground and managed to navigate with slightly dirtied shoes. Heavy set kwai-lohs following behind sank deep intro clayie mud, no thanks to Rambo’s markers. Then it was a long long hot & dry run through oil palms, and out onto tarmac road some 200metres from the awaiting beer-wagon.
3. First runners in Choo NaiKong and Sen both were being accused of breaking the last Check but calling very very softly. At 0120 hours. No prize for the guessing what position Emilia got in at 0245hrs.
4. Geannie was dishing out sweetmeat titbits after the run. A large group of Chinks were gathered around her SUV, awaiting to observe her bath rituals. For thrill and jubilations, watching her bath require tremendous patient & discreet virtue. How we missed Alyvia and PeiLynn, even Gayboy Mike dropped by to KayPohChee (KPC), to be bussy –body-lah.
5. The Hash Circle was called by the GM Dave Parks at 0715pm as the sun sunk below the horizon. It was a short & sharp affair as he had to rush away to a pre-engagement to meet his new found “interest"
On On
At across shop-lots in Setia Park, Restoran New Generation, 6x tables plus 1x kiddies supported a hearty feast of Uncle Ron’s supervised menu.
We had quite a few guests, namely this lady Sherry from the UK in Perlis, and the butt-of-the evening was this Asian-American rookie named Casanada, hailing from whiteHouse Hash, DC who was seated at Dave Kamikazi’s Table, vocally expressing his political inclinations. Thus antagonising Canadian Barry Dawn on arm-length away, the English Marques de Ron, and a red-eared Aussie across the table and head huntress Auntie Ben about to chew his balls off.
Dave was all quiet watching his beloved country fellow about to be made history.
The Hare and her co-hares were awarded a T-shirt run, mainly to watch Auntie Helen doing her now infamous raunchy acts. Known in her hey-days as Mighty-tits, but geologically now as Saggie-tits, now she need to physically move and shift her asset to attain her former status, done tastefully outrageous to the delight of guest Casanada. Guest Brian and Zulaika were having their inter-table domestics. The later was hash-named as Zulikon (as in silicon) in view of her hefty & healthy lungs.
All in all a very; fun filled and healthy hash evening. Thank you Auntie Helen and her pillar of strength, Ron plus her co-hares who made it possible.
Posted by onsec at November 8, 2008 01:34 PM