Venue: Kuang Orang Asli Village
Hare: Saru
Co-Hare: Chickenhead
Scribe: Rob Scourse
Comic: Don Cheang
The Petaling hash as plum metered to new depths. Not that I expected a grate run considering it was a harryate who set it. I mean it’s not as if I’m sexiest or any thing but I don’t know why they bother to let harryates set runs. I mean they never set them anyways. They always get a man two do it. If you’re lucky you might get a hasher like me two set it but in Saru’s case she chose Chickenhead. BIG MISTAKE.
Normally when guys set runs for harryates we experiment a little. If it’s a balls up at least you can disown it. However it gets more tricky when you after set won for your wife or girlfriend. Then you after put in a good effort but not two good showing up your own run. For example when I set last weeks run (by the way it got a T shirt) I just did my wifes run backwords. She just got an on down for it. She does sent understand it yet, but what I’m saying is it’s not easy...but it as two be done.
Chickenhead must have fought...lets experiment with a new run site, but why O why set it in an Orange Asli village. I mean I fought the hash was Eco friendly. Those poor Orang-utans live omega and piece full existences and the last thing they want is a bunch of Mack Sallys hacking threw there back garden. 2nd point is if you choose a new run site at least get the directions rite. I mean most hashers carnt even reed and rite so what chance have they got if the oldometer reedings are rong.
And what abowt the run itself. And what happend to the checks. I never even saw won. If the run directions did dent lose you then CP1 did. Then after CP1 it was a steep run in back two site. Then we were off two the rest her want. This must have been Saru’s bit. She picked a new rest her want called Fa Too Much Tau Foo. It was also Fa Too dam clean. Room her add it that you could even sit down in the toy lets. I mean whats happend two the good old rest her wants with cock croachers running a round and dogs with no air and rashers on there bollocks. And wear was the pork? All they served was veggie tables. I remember in the past no won wood heat veggie tables because of MSG poisoning.
At the On ON that dizzy dip stick Paul Kirkman went on two explain how Saru was doomed from the start.
Firstly Chicken Google Head Gregson was up for nearly limiting the run two two runners.(Saru and himself)
Other culprits brought up for making Saru’s life a bigger nightmare than Chickenhead could ever do were :
Fierce gay boy Clark – a front runner who, even if is arse deep ended on it, could dent join the dots in a kiddies book let a lone checks.
Don Cheang – for spending all his time back at the run site pointing his crutch at harryates instead of picking up the pieces of what remained of the run.
Art Braker Wilson – for picking a men calorie and fizzy calorie un fit hasher as comic.
I ask you what posse bull chance add Saru of salvaging a hash run with idiots like that on the run.
Other no table DD’s were Gail for chuck king in the toe well and heading off back two Oz. She decide dead to kick her rugby hash shoes thin king there’s no place like home only to arrive back two a wopping grate sand storm. It’s very sad two sea Gail and her fong go. Fingers crossed she’ll come back with a new fong soon.
After that we add a sweet rendition of Swing Low Sweet Cherry Rot by the hash brats. Huge Murray recorded it for prosperity and so we can embarrass the little buggers in years two come. Ha Ha Ha!
Saru’s run got a non down. General thin king was it was a bout 7 km two short with free check points, free of which were redundant. It was a sham that Saru did dent get a T shirt. I think she’s got grate tits.
With that I’m going to do a Gail also. I two carnt stand it any longer so I’m pissing off to cattar wear theres even bigger tits and better pork. On On!