Venue: Ladang Bentong (off the Bentong - Fraser's Hill road)
Hare: May Lin 'Featherlite' Piong
Co-Hare: Patrick 'Birthday Boy' Russell
Scribe: Soon Hui
Contrary to the GM’s comment, I’m not asking for a frozen bottom, so here’s my scribe’s report:
The run site was a little further from town than usual, which resulted in a number of hashers (including myself) arriving slightly late. However, the general feeling was that the area was well worth the extra effort of getting there, especially given the absolutely perfect hashing weather.
The run area was largely open palm oil plantation with not many steep hills, little shiggy and no major water hazards, which pleased many hashers following the previous week’s run (wimps!). The checks and an absence of some of the usual front runners (FGB was obviously racing elsewhere) ensured the pack kept fairly close together and that the first runner (a visitor!) was back in about 1 hour 25, surprising the hares who were expecting it to be quicker. They obviously over-estimate our running prowess these days – even Paul “Fucked Knee” Smith managed to keep up.
The circle started in a beautiful Malaysian evening with everyone in good spirits, at least until the co-hare told some of his jokes. These were tolerated as it was his birthday, but he would suffer retribution at the on-on later. Hugh Murray also gave my co-hare from last week a down-down for leaving his chair at the run-site, but at least he did return the chair, although it was noticeably saggier in the middle – obviously Huge had been making use of it.
On-on was at Restoran Yee Fatt (great name!) in Bentong – where we had a good number of tables and good food, with an outstanding wild boar curry. Paul Kirkman celebrated the co-hare’s birthday by giving him some down-downs, including one with some additional protein in egg form, which Patrick chose to drink rather than wear.
The run was awarded a t-shirt and the hare prepared for putting it on by stripping down to a very skimpy bikini, which was greatly appreciated by the gentlemen of the hash, some of whom also removed their own shirts (Messrs Kirkman, Opera & Pangrazio) in appreciation, which almost made the pack bring back the food it had just eaten.
All in all a splendid day was had by everyone.
Posted by onsec at September 26, 2009 10:53 AM