Venue: Bukit Lagong
Hare: Isacc
Scribe: John Lavelle
The run site was a colourful extravaganza; there were red shirts, yellow shirts and many other flavoured shirts. It was not evident which shirt designation was supporting the GM Dictator Sen as he yet again attempted futilely to hang on to the reigns of power. There is no doubt now that there are antagonistic rumblings, with even key generals like Nan and Emilia now beginning to dissociate themselves from the incumbent – they have been heard to say that they oppose any further bloodshed - it can now only be a matter of time before Sen is deposed as GM.
In a transparently obvious attempt to cause further animosity within the Hash ranks, there has been a clear manipulation of the receding hareline, to ensure the maximum of discomfort to the Hash masses from leeches, hills and long tarmac run in. Fortunately, this pathetic attempt at disruption was easily side-stepped by this week’s hare, Isaac, and his knowledgeable technical advisor, Abraham. (these two, despite all empirical evidence, must surely be related in some way – at least according to the Old Testament) – they skilfully carved out a 7-check T-Shirt run.
There were two birthdays – significantly not presided over by Kamikaze – obviously working hard to keep a low profile with his own birthday upcoming – hoping that we have all forgotten the malicious, sadistic way he has dealt with innocent birthday victims in the past. The combined ages of the two birthday boys: Choo Nai Kwong and Wolfgang was higher than the number of runners, but less than the number of leeches.
In the case of Wolfgang, he also attempted an inconsiderable charge against the hare for insufficient parang work on the trail – the hare responded with the comment that he set the run for hashers not for Panzer tanks – which finally raises the issue of whether Sen is in fact looking towards external mercenary troops in his feeble attempt to hold on to power……watch this space…..