July 25, 2016

RUN 2053 - 16 July 2016

Venue: Broga, Seminyeh
Scribe: Nick Morss

Hare: Elisabeth
Co-Hares: Guillaume, Bruno, JP, Pascale, Jeff, Seok Nee, Silva

Le Quatorze Juillet - French National Day run

Waze has a variety of options that can be set, it can be configured to choose either the shortest route, or the quickest....but it doesn't seem to accept co-ordinates as a destination, at least, not in my hands. So, despite the very clear directions given by the hares, I unwisely entered the co-ordinates in to Google Maps.....after 4 tolls and about 20 mins we arrived at a location on the LDP that could have been reached in 10 mins and with 1 toll, so I can only assume that I must have accidentally set "please take me by the most expensive route"!

Heavy traffic and a downpour of rain ensured a late arrival at the run site, but I was by no means the last, and not the only to have a problem using co-ordinates, as Louise articulated in disgust at being made late. At the start we were told of 3 runs, a long, a medium and a short. I mentally made a note that as I was late and it was nearly 5 o'clock, I would take the medium. Years ago in a bar in KL Paul 'Hash shag' Smith and I agreed that to do the short run we would have to be either old or injured!

The trail started off along a nice easy path, but soon we were to discover the "hill" in "Broga Hill" it was challenging, but we've had far worse, although I did wonder at one stage if they were training us to storm the Bastille next year!

On approaching the split there was only the option of long or short, so after being told by Dan Percival that if I took the short I wouldn't have much to write about I chose the long. After 5 min I regretted my decision as we came face to face with a 132kV power line, I wondered how far a 132,000 volt spark could jump, but then realised it was probably only a few inches, so carried on up the hill to the distant rumble of thunder. I came across Dan Percival again standing under the pylon, I assumed he thought it would act as a Faraday cage in the event of a storm, and left him there. The run then became very picturesque, and passing some lovely babbling brooks I thought of Chu and Helen! The hares took us by the side of the rivulets kindly allowing us to keep our feet dry, with a little climbing up alongside some small, picturesque waterfalls, whereupon I chanced upon Hash Flash, and quickly gained composure for an exposure.

From the streams onward the run was very nice, the hard part behind us. Gentler slopes through jungle and orchards of Durian, Rambutan and Mangosteen gave me a chance to enjoy the scenery ... and the silence that was penetrated only by various bird calls (the rest of the pack was mainly far ahead, with a few far behind by now). As I met various hashers en route, they all questioned if we were inadvertantly on the long (14k) run or the medium as it wasn't clear, when suddenly we came upon another long / home split. This time, well away from bad advice. I took the route 'home', which was a very pleasant, gentle downhill run.

Back home again, nice tee shirts were given out (thank you) - with the "Hares On On Strike" motto on the back, proving the French do have a sense of humour. A circle was quickly called as GM Aileen correctly predicted rain coming in.

The circle was very jovial with some abuse of the French by Beano followed by a medley of relevant French hash songs being lead by Russell Crusty Jones.

Before rain set in too heavily, most of the pack headed off to the On On where a possible record crowd attended taking 10 tables. We had over 20 guests mainly comprised of Dutch students on holiday, who were later to be abused by Don Cheang. I think they thoroughly enjoyed the hash experience.

All in all, a very good hash day out. Merci bien!

On On - Weathercock

Posted by onsec at July 25, 2016 06:35 PM