Venue : Ulu Yam Waterfalls
Hare : Terry Gardener
Co-Hare : Dynamite Team (Colin King, Nan K.)
Explosves Advisor : Rob Stott
Scribe : Ima Druba
Left Kuantan at 11.45am and arrived home at 2.50pm. Left home at 3.15pm and arrived at the run site at 4.15pm. Have an argument with my other half where he should park the car.
Run started at 4.30pm… as usual. Actually I can’t remember much about the run as I was chatting with May about Cardiff. I remember we walked up the hill as both of us was out of breath and have to stop talking for a while. First check…(I think) because the front runners were checking up and down the hill. Later they call on on up the hill in the rubber plantation. May and I slowly climbed up and continue our conversation. Not long after that we were out at the open area and we met Dan Percival and the other back runners looking for the trail ( I presume this is the 2nd check). On on was call down to the valley and into the overgrown rubber paths. Going up and up, then we met Alex Yoong searching for the paper…so now maybe we are at the 3rd check. On on was called to the left and down the hill to normal plantation road. After this all I could remember was walking and walking through rubber, jungle , rubber and orchard before we came out into the tarmac road. We just following the paper, then the paper turn left but we decided to follow the road. After a while we saw the other hashers were on the other side of the river and we decided we have no choice but to crossed the river. Hugh came from behind us and asking me, whether I’m going to write the scribe report for this run As I understand my darling husband will do it for me, I told him no but my other half will. To my horror, he told me he was running with my dear husband off paper for almost half the run before he met us. From here onward, I tried to remember the detail of the run but without paper and pen to write …..I feel hopeless. Basically we were back to rubber plantation, going through some overgrown and out into the open path. A few local driving a four wheel drive past us and was curious why we were all dirty and sweaty. The home trail was such a long trail, and finally after almost two hour walking we were back at the run site. Overall it was a good walk for me and May with two time river crossing.( more river next time please….) I was so disappointed when I found out there was no more 100 plus, only mineral water, soft drinks and beer. I have to make do with water chestnut mix with mineral water. I hope next week I won’t be deprived of my 100 plus.
ON Sec’s Note. There was a miscommunication this week. The Committee’s intention was to add bottled water to the choice of drinks, and later to assess if the number of crates of 100plus etc. should be changed. (We normally order 8+ crates of `100plus and 6 miscellaneous soft drinks) and will be reverting to the same plus water next week.
Circle was called around 7.00pm. May, Angie and one other guy were called to sit on the ice for wearing their new shoes. Wolfgang and I was called because of the direction to the on on last week. It was all Wolfgang and Thomas mistake they mix up the name of the petrol station. Thomas and Chai Leng also got an on down for walking hand in hand to the waterfall. Terry, Colin, Rob and Nan got an on down for something ( sorry I can’t remember…) Circle was finished shortly after 8.00pm and we adjourned to the restaurant for the on on.
There were six tables, if I’m not mistaken and we have six dishes if I’m not mistaken. Good food and it cost us RM 12 each only. After that guest from Germany and Japan and returnee were called up. I can’t remember their name now ( sorry..) Danny and I received our Good Run t shirts. The hare was called to received his Good Run t shirt and then for all the hashers that went to Cardiff, they also get their on down. Jimmy got an on down for wearing Mother Hash t shirt. A few others got their on down for something that I can’t remember now. We left around 11.00pm as the children were tired and reach home around 11.50pm. Till next week, on on.
Venue: Kerling Estate, Bukit Beringin
Hare: Ima Druba
Co-hare: Thomas Moser & the German Connection
Vs 96 x PH3 hounds [incl virgin_hashers from Kajang]
Scribe: Elaine ‘Betong Belle’ Leong’s designate Chuck-wow
Pre-ramble
1. The run-site was somewhere yonder in outer Kerling and Bukit Beringin, at the Kerling Estate perhaps one of the better kept rubber and oil palm estates in the country.
We were parked in this open pork-marked field, but of course the kampong cows had to made a shit field of it. Young Francis ‘Lan Si’ remarked that the driving to the run site took 1.5 hours and the run better be long and worth the effort. The lady from the Royal Lake Club faculty was handing out snacks of fresh lotus flower pods for its seeds. Terry’s new found groupies came in separate Kenaris, he found it was for their own good and privacy [post run shower] to parked at the far end of the field, this old-fart gets socially retarded when sporting new toys. Two car loads of new and young-blood potential PH3 hashers drove in and declared they were from Kajang and guests of another lady-guest Ella, good on you Ella we surly need new bloods in the Hash.
2. Opera Cheong was his old self again, mastering ‘kaki’ for his Songkhla sojourn over the coming weekend. Kwan and KeChiBye were keen takers I had to give it a miss as I had other pressing problem of my own, not necessary of the penile-head. Saru our party-cakes-supplier was spotted with a new hair-cut, she is in atonement for her mistakes and wrong doings. Dear sister Saru… what you are about to embark on will need atonement, be warn you might be bald before you realise your doings.
3. [Somehow went missing!!!! Text eaten by a mysterious computer worm in the webmasters computer probably caused by that German Sven somethingorrather who's been responsible for 70% of all worms lately]
The Run
4. The hash horn heralded and the multitudes charged into the oil palm estate, led by Alex F1 Yoong, Toni Kempen and a whole bunch of kiasu pushing and shoving racers, up a sloop and then descended to the river to the 1st Check. The lesser stupid, kept on the up-hill slope and true to the word papers were found winding its way to the top of the ridge. Papers steep descended into the rubber. Being the lazy self that I am, and just back the morning’s recce for the Hash Challenge, yours truly kept along the descending rubber track paralleled to the papers, wahlau! I veered away from the pack and was all-alone. Met up with a guest from Mother Hash, Peter the Giant who wanted to shortcut home after only 20 minutes into the run. 30 minutes into my own all-alone run found myself heading back to the cars, holy shit!…
5. Peeled off towards the in-trail papers and ran up to the junction of the long and short runs, following the common paper trail till met up with the FROPs of Alex and Toni again. Did a 180 turn and run back to the cars on the short-run papers, in by 0130 hours. After quenching my dehydrated body with 3 cans of 100Plus, welcomed the FROPs from the long run in 0200 hours. Had a great post-run interactive group around the beer wagon, both vocal and accusing outbursts. Like ‘..Toni, you didn’t call when you found papers’, ‘..the Comic was slow in closing the checks and I got caught at the falsie’, ‘.. anybody seen the virgin-hashers from Kajang,’, ‘…last sighted with Timothy, not to worry’.
The Circle
6. The hare and her co-hares were on down for a ‘T-shirt run’. The virgin-runners from Kajang and their ‘tai kah chare’ Ella were welcomed. Sinner co-hare Wolfgang for choosing a cow-shitty field for parking lot. Following Daniel & Virginia’s all-alone rub-a-scrub-dub ritual, Gail & Isaac the new followers were summoned with the former mooning herself in g-string from across the field. Activities witnessed and documented by old voyeurers Jimmy L, Graeme Kayu, and Thomas had it in digital cam. Terry for not allowing the multitudes to share his privilege indulges & socially envied activities. Saru for her cutie atonement hair-cut.
On On
7. Strangely, the hare on advised from her co-hare chose Bukit Beruntung area for her On On. Instruction to the on on was, “…after paying toll, drive and turn right at the T-junction. 2 km down the road with CALTEX on your left, turn right to row of shops and last shop is the Three Circles Restaurant”. Three quarter of the 5-tables On On crowd got lost as there was no Caltex Station in the vicinity, but a MOBIL station. Perhaps the Germans spell MOBIL as C-A-L-T-E-X, Timothy and his new found Kajang wanna-be disciples weren’t amused as they were driving in circle looking for this German identified CALTEX station. No prize for guessing who got on down later in the evening.
8. 4x tables of hash food with 1x table for the halal-food hash group. Still no show from religious converts and the run-drink-and piss-off socially challenged quarters. Well, Kaiser Wolfgang, hashing is to each his/her own. We can only show them the pave, if they stray and chose to be what they are, we won’t loose sleep over it. Food was served at 0940pm, and was cleaned out as fast as the restaurant could churned it out. I swear I didn’t see or could remember what I stuff into my face. All I could remember was this table protesting why the Hare’s table had Buttered Prawns while they didn’t. Hey hello, ‘halal’ get prawns, while you infidel pig-lovers are the non-halal. Thank you to the Hare for twisting her co-hare husband’s arm to subsidy meal at RM10/-. All in all a pleasant and tiring evening, that’s what Hashing is all about…
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE…
Will the PH3 Committee do something, of over zealous members singing vulgar and non-halal hash songs in the public and at On On restaurants. We do not wish to offend the public who shares the same eatery as the Hash, there are children and sensitive customers around.
The repulsive hash Chinese Hokkien song: “K.n N.. L.u Bu CCB” should be barred from the Hash, definitely in Petaling Hash.
Venue : University Islam Malaysia, Gombak
Hare : Elaine Leoong (BUT READ ON)
Co-Hare : Opera Choong + (Rob & Don)
Scribe : Tony Morris
Saturday 24th July, we had everything we needed for a successful run, or did we!
- Weather was fine
- Directions were good
- Venue was picturesque
- Capable co-hare in Opera
What was missing!
Oh yes what about a Hare, where was Elaine? To the best of our knowledge Elaine decided to give setting the run a miss and go shopping in Hong Kong for the week-end!
With a moments notice, Opera managed to muster Rob & Don to help set Elaine run for her. That must be worth resurrecting the block of ice ritual.
Sarcasm out of the way lets get back to the run. There appeared to be a smaller group than normal, maybe due to end of school term and coming into the European holidays. Shortage of FROPS this week, resulted in me being able to get to most of the checks before they were broken.
On-On was called promptly at 4.30pm, running down the main dirt track (Northerly direction) up the other side and down again. We then passed a nice looking track to the right. Moments later, check was called. It had to be the track, back/right. Investigating the track back/right, the temperature dropped about 10* (under the trees) that was wonderful. On-On was called down this track (Easterly direction) really nice running trails, we zig- zagged across a small stream.
The paper then did a “U” turn back (West) and vertically up a slope. A check was suspected, holding the main group back while a couple of very keen hashers went to investigate. Meanwhile about 60 metres down the path, one of about 8 locals playing cards beckoned us forward pointing us in the right directions, even before the check was called.
Again the run continued along some really good trails, no stones or branches to trip over or twist your ankle on. There were a few inclines and places where you had to climb up the banks out of the streams. This is always a good excuse to get hold of a good looking girls hand or if you are lucky give her some assistance from behind.
Third check was at the top of a tarmac road. This managed to bring the group together. On-On was eventually called forward and right. (Still traveling North / North East)
Forth check was across a ravine. On-On was straight on again but to the left. We then slowed the pace down to a walk through some thick broken down heavy vegetation.
The run then did a “U” turn to the 5th check. On-On was called On-back. (Heading north) The back check on this one put me so far back in the run that I didn’t get to see if there was a 6th check. From here the run gradually turned West & South on to a main dirt track, up and down this road until reaching the car park (same road as we ran out on) Anti-clockwise run.
Well done to Opera / Rob & Don, excellent run.
Come back Elaine all is nearly forgiven!!