Location: Kuang
Hare: Chu2 + jdl
Scribe: Chin Wing San
Comic: W S Chin
It was a hot, hot run. We started the run into a private equestrian club under the blazing sun. Then we cut along side an abandoned deer farm under the blazing sun. From there we cut into an orchard where Don Cheang sought shelter and relief under a shady fruit tree and helped himself to some fruits.
Then we went back into the sun again. This time Opera decided that he was tan enough and turned back.
After an hour, we went into shadier territory. We were taken up, down, left and right. We were also led up hill into a long curved trench about 2 meters wide and 4 meters deep and thoughts of a possibility of meeting up face to face with a wild boar or buffalo kept us on red alert.
Colin King’s dog got into a fight with about 20 local dogs and ended up bleeding but other than that, she’s pretty much alive. Colin, have you been watching too many kung fu movies with your dog?
First runner back was Jane T. Looks like the harriettes are taking over.
At seven-thirty sharp “circle up” was called. Circle up? That’s a new one for me. Anyway, our circle was held along a busy thoroughfare in the middle of nowhere. We were interrupted at least ten times by motorcyclists, cars and a lady driver who thought that her SUV was 4 meters wide.
Absent from the circle was our new GM, Dave S, who I was told, was still pissed from his party the night before. Apparently, it was quite a party, judging from the comments of those who attended, especially that regarding the stripper.
Moving on, to get to the On-On, we had to pass “Klang” our co-hare announced. I assumed he meant “Kuang” or else I wouldn’t have found my way to the On-On which was at the May Kheng(?) Restaurant in Taman Rahman Putra.
We had a visitor, Mohamad, of Middle-Eastern decent, who gladly accepted the on-down beer and body search by a Gwailo hasher who confirmed that the visitor was not a suicide bomber.
However, we were in the presence of a suicide bum-mer, Andy, who amputated one of the legs of his chair with his bum.
Chu2 was awarded a T-Shirt even though 3 of the 5 tables rated it a toilet seat run. A committee member mumbled something about someone not bringing along the toilet seat but I felt that he and the other male committee members wanted a peep at Chu2’s knockers.
As usual, the Gwailos shocked the local bystanders by their KNNBCCB song.
Don Cheang entertained us with his hash song which criticised the British sailor but praised the Yankee peer.
All in all it was a good Saturday Hash.
Venue: Emmerville Golf Course
Hare: Terry Gardener
Co-Hare: Robin Cox
Scribe: Bo Christensen
Comic: Kwan
Occasion: AGM
The AGM run was held on 11 March at Emmerville Golf Course near Bangi.
It started ominous with very heavy rain on the way to the run site. This was actually a result of perfect planning. The rain gradually became weaker and the l-o-n-g AGM (10 minutes!) ensured that it was reduced to a drizzle when we took off. As the trail traversed quite a lot of open space, this was perfect, otherwise it would have been very hot, especially climbing up the many hills.
The first check appeared after only 10 minutes, allowing some a break before the run continued up a small, but steep hill. The next (?) check led some of us through a large circle on top of a hill, while the more clever (or lazy, if you like) saved some energy and avoided this.
The terrain was all oil palm estate in various stages of development - some pleasant old stands, but also quite a lot of clearing of secondary jungle and regrowth, which is a sorry sight in itself but offered a splendid view of the terrain (and made it easy for the pack to spot the frontrunners). The trail went on following a ridge. There were quite a lot of hills, but none too steep.
It was a fine trail set out by the outgoing GM, Terry, and his co-hares. Two ladies, E. and F., no names mentioned, seemed to like it very much, so when they were nearly through they decided to try it backwards too. Jimmy got worried at 20:00 hrs and gallantly went into the heart of darkness to rescue the two damsels in distress (or perhaps on a rendezvous?). He couldn't find them, but luckily they were within reach by mobile and assured him they were on paper. Eventually they appeared unaided at 21:00, seemingly very calm and without any need for knightly rescuers.
In the meantime the rest of the pack divulged themselves in grilled sucking pig and later in hamburgers and grilled sausages. By then the weather was perfect and the new GM, Dave, who appears to have a hang towards the lunar worship, not to confuse with lunatic tendencies, could point out that the moon was almost full.
The old committee and the new committee got their down-downs and the jubilees got theirs, including Rambo for 20 years and Guinness for 25. Joel and Christie got a down-down for having problems with finding the NS highway, and as Joel for some odd reason felt a sudden urge to misuse a cake by applying it as makeup on Christie, a family crisis ensued as a young family member felt terrible sorry for the cake - or for her mother as the case might be.
The ball was opened by Elyssa, a 5-year old beauty who charmed everyone, especially Paul who was the first cavalier. Dave tried his luck, but he was quickly discarded again for the benefit of Paul.
Venue : Ulu Yam
Hare : Nah Swee Kim
Co-Hare : Many Locals
Scribe : Catherine Ooi
Comic : Ben
First of all the hashers comments about the first check take long time to break the check take 30mins & more .The hare & co-hares hear Charles calling are you are you at 5.10pm when the hares & co-hare on the way out from the trail.Everybody assume the paper for the first check was pick up by the kampung boys thats why nobody can break the check.
Some hasher comments that there are too many up hill there was 4 hills to go.Overall comments is alright exception of the first check not so happy.
At restaurant food served at 9.30pm too late if can improve to be serve between 8.30pm would be good.The down down also should be finish at early.
Cheers
Catherine Ooi